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[webbs]

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[webbs]

'mind controlling somebody else to do it for you' counts, jsyk

[quintuplet]

I don't always mind control people. I'll have you know I can be just as persuasive without my powers.

[webbs]

i like how your argument isn't "i'd never do that," just "i wouldn't always do it"
but yeah that doesn't surprise me
you're better at social things than i am

[quintuplet]

[ of course it shouldn't. sketchy telepath shenanigans are her speciality. ]

And that complete lack of confident right there is your problem.
Fortunately for you, I can help you correct that.

[webbs]

i mean i'm better at crawling, swinging and stuff like that
i wasn't asking for help

[ pause. ]

but
if youre offering?

[quintuplet]

[ it's not often she carries out "charity work", but on the chance that it'll be entertaining in the way that tropey teen movies are, esme decides to reconfirm her offer. ]

I am.

[webbs]

[ ...huh.

penny's seen a lot of those movies as well, she knows how they work, and esme gives off pretty big mean girl energy.

but she is sort of nice, as well. in her own way. deep down. sometimes. ]

uncharacteristically thoughtful of you, but i'll take what i can get.