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i mean
obviously.

do you think the lizard had two dicks?

idk.
you're the biology expert.
are lizards known for having two dicks?

yeah, hemipenes. they usually have hooks.

ew. don't love that.

harry, when you get into egg-laying animals?
penises get really gnarly, really fast.

I'll be honest, Pen.
I'm really starting to regret this whole conversation.

yeah that's fair.

please tell me you've also had a normal, non-problematic dream we can decipher the meaning of instead?

other than the one where i'm in science lab and the teacher is a skeleton and then i'm fighting him?