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[webbs]

overflow. texting. picture prompts. open.

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[webbs]

that sex and sexuality is a vague and nebulous topic?

[successour]

I guess so...
Or you're just intimidated by the possibility of choice.

[webbs]

wow
drag me harder.

[successour]

what are best friends for?

[webbs]

support, brutal truth bombs, and holding my hair back when i puke?

[successour]

or when you suck two dicks.

[webbs]

dream dicks.

[successour]

right. if we ever find a guy with two dicks IRL then you're holding my hair.

[webbs]

i mean
obviously.

do you think the lizard had two dicks?

[successour]

idk.
you're the biology expert.
are lizards known for having two dicks?

[webbs]

yeah, hemipenes. they usually have hooks.

[successour]

ew. don't love that.

[webbs]

harry, when you get into egg-laying animals?
penises get really gnarly, really fast.

[successour]

I'll be honest, Pen.
I'm really starting to regret this whole conversation.

[webbs]

yeah that's fair.

[successour]

please tell me you've also had a normal, non-problematic dream we can decipher the meaning of instead?

[webbs]

other than the one where i'm in science lab and the teacher is a skeleton and then i'm fighting him?