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wow... you're overly neurotic, even in your dreams.
you had twice the amount of a good thing, and you couldn't relax enough to let yourself enjoy it.

TWO DICKS, harriet!!
had to be something hinky

anyway i tried to get them both in at once and it was awful.

that's what you have hands for, Pen.

anyway, what does it say about your psyche that you can't even have a normal blow job dream?

that sex and sexuality is a vague and nebulous topic?

I guess so...
Or you're just intimidated by the possibility of choice.

wow
drag me harder.

what are best friends for?

support, brutal truth bombs, and holding my hair back when i puke?

or when you suck two dicks.

dream dicks.

right. if we ever find a guy with two dicks IRL then you're holding my hair.

i mean
obviously.

do you think the lizard had two dicks?

idk.
you're the biology expert.
are lizards known for having two dicks?

yeah, hemipenes. they usually have hooks.

ew. don't love that.

harry, when you get into egg-laying animals?
penises get really gnarly, really fast.

I'll be honest, Pen.
I'm really starting to regret this whole conversation.

yeah that's fair.

please tell me you've also had a normal, non-problematic dream we can decipher the meaning of instead?

other than the one where i'm in science lab and the teacher is a skeleton and then i'm fighting him?